Dat ass

mylesdirt:

honestly if i died soon and my folks found my 6 notebooks full of journal entries from the past 3 years i would just laugh  in my grave because i used to make up narratives about things that didn’t actually happen to me just for fun and they would totally think that I snorted heroine off of a chicks ass one time.

  • me: are there any spirits listening
  • ouija: yes are you alone
  • me: yes
  • ouija: haha nice whats up :P
  • me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
  • ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol